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Fri, Oct 24 2008


OLD McPAULSON SOLD THE FARM

With a bailout here

and a bailout there

here a bailout

there a bailout

everybody want a a bailout!

Old McPaulson sold the farm

Ei, ei, oh!









posted by JDoe at 04:27:23 PM | link |

Fri, Oct 24 2008


NUTBAG FREEPERS

There's been a story in the papers the last few days about a McCain volunteers who said she was mugged at an ATM by an Obama supporter who carved up her face. Turns out the story was total racist partisan bullshit. How much you wanna bet the crazy bitch is covering up for her boyfriend who smacked her up.


[Swear to god, there are some serious lying fruitcakes on the repuglican side!]

Police: McCain volunteer made up robbery story

PITTSBURGH, Associated Press – A McCain campaign volunteer made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B" scratched on her face in a politically inspired attack, police said Friday.

Ashley Todd, 20-year-old college student from College Station, Texas, admitted Friday that the story was false and was being charged with making a false report to police, said Maurita Bryant, the assistant chief of the police department's investigations division. Police doubted her story from the start, Bryant said.

Todd, who is white, told police she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night. She now can't explain why she invented the story, Bryant said.

Todd also told police she believes she cut the backward "B" onto her own cheek, but she didn't explain how or why, Bryant said.


[Nutcase Ashley Todd carted off to "mental health facility"]

Todd initially told investigators she was attempting to use a bank branch ATM when the man approached her from behind, put a knife with a 4- to 5-inch blade to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away.

Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said.

She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.

Todd told police she didn't seek medical attention, but instead went to a friend's apartment nearby and called police about 45 minutes later.

The Associated Press could not immediately locate Todd's family.

Bryant said somebody charged with making a false report would typically be cited and sent a summons. But because police have concerns about Todd's mental health, they are consulting with the Allegheny County District Attorney.

Todd remained in custody, and police were preparing to charge her with making a false report to police.

"We had some serious cases going on, and this wasted so much time," Bryant said. "Our detectives have been working through the night just to verify the information we suspected was false from the beginning."

Todd worked in New York for the College Republican National Committee before moving two weeks ago to Pennsylvania, where her duties included recruiting college students, the committee's executive director, Ethan Eilon, has said.

Eilon declined to comment on the investigation Friday or to help The Associated Press contact Todd.

Earlier Friday, police said they had found inconsistencies in Todd's story. They gave her a lie-detector test, but wouldn't release the polygraph results. Investigators also said bank surveillance photos did not back up the woman's initial story of being attacked at an ATM.

Police interviewed Todd after she contacted police Wednesday night and again on Thursday, Bryant said. They asked her to come back Friday, ostensibly to help police put together a sketch of the man. Instead, detectives began interviewing her.

"They just started talking to her and she just opened up and said she wanted to tell the truth," Bryant said.

Bryant said it doesn't appear that anyone else put the woman up to the false report.

Police suspected all along that Todd might not be telling the truth, starting with the fact that the "B" was backward, Bryant said.

"We have robbers here in Pittsburgh, but they don't generally mutilate someone's face like that," Bryant said. "They just take the money and run."

(This version CORRECTS that police were preparing to charge Todd, not arraigning her.))

posted by JDoe at 01:44:50 PM | link |

Fri, Oct 24 2008


PARTY IS OVER

"There is now no safe haven globally other than a deeply indebted U.S. government," said Jim Reid, head of fundamental credit strategy at Deutsche Bank AG in London.

Well, that's a big comfort, huh? (please note the debtclock on the left, which as of this post is a sneeze away from $10.5 trillion...)

"Are Americans last to realize the financial structure destruction means the US Economy does not enter a recession, but rather a bizarre unprecedented disintegration? It seems so. " - Jim Willie, "Hat Trick Letter"

posted by JDoe at 10:24:29 AM | link |

Fri, Oct 24 2008


SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU

Don't forget these asswipes on your list of "motherfuckers that bankrupted America":

posted by JDoe at 09:19:56 AM | link |



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